I have an absurd job

Is there nudity in your workplace? It's a major part of mine.
I find myself laughing and shaking my head daily.

I have found myself on the past week doing the following;

drying a pair of foam "falseies" with a hair dryer ,

spraying an actress's ass with static guard so her skirt won't
stick to her pantyhose,

and inspecting an actor's crotch to check out how badly he has ripped his pants.

And when anyone is wearing a body mic I spend half my time with my hands up the skirt or down the pants of someone.

This and the liberal cursing make me completely ruined for any other life.

Suenix